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Survivors Don’t Die Windbreaker: Because Even Survivors Hate Getting Wet
Let’s be real: no one looks cool when they’re drenched, not even the toughest survivor. Enter the Survivors Don’t Die windbreaker—a lightweight, water-resistant masterpiece that says, “I’m ready for anything… as long as it doesn’t mess with my vibe.”
Features:
- 100% polyester because apparently the fabric of survival is stretchy, breathable, and always wrinkle-free.
- Waterproof and lightweight, so you can face the elements without looking like you’re wearing a glorified trash bag.
- Breathable mesh lining to keep you feeling fresh, whether you’re dodging raindrops or apocalyptic laser beams.
- Regular fit, perfect for layering over your other “Survivors Don't Die" gear.
Perfect for:
- Braving unexpected storms, both literal and metaphorical.
- Rolling up and shoving in your bag for those “just in case” moments—because survivors know better than to be unprepared.
- Staring dramatically into the distance while whispering, “Survivors don’t die,” like you’re in a movie trailer.
Whether you’re hiking through the wilderness or just running errands in unpredictable weather, this windbreaker’s got your back. Literally. Plus, it’s lightweight enough to keep you agile, because we all know survival is about staying on your toes.
Snag yours now and prove that survivors not only don’t die—they also don’t get soggy.
Survivors Don't Die - Windbreaker Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
28
|
21
|
25 1/2
|
|
S
|
28.75
|
22
|
26
|
|
M
|
29 1/2
|
23
|
26.25
|
|
L
|
30.25
|
24
|
26.75
|
|
XL
|
31
|
25
|
27
|
|
2XL
|
31.75
|
26
|
27 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27
|
28
|